Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
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Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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