my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Sorry about my life...
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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