Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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