But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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