so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
well most of my day revolves around power hour
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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