you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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