I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize