some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
This is the high leading the old right now
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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