i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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