# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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