Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Well I just put wine in my tea
the liver wants what the liver wants
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Randomize
