never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You are the jesus of drinking
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I am naked and annoyed.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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