And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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