He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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