is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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