Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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