so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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