She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
