Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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