I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I am available for nakedness
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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