already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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