How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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