ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I wish i was in the wii world.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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