I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
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I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How external is "for external use only"?
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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