You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
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he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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