Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
he shaved USA in his pubs
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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