Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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