umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
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Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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