she was so not down for the gang bang
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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