I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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