i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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