I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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