Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Randomize
