honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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