You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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