Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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