How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just had sex bonerless
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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