we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Randomize
