Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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