There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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