Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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