Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
50% drunk capacity currently
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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