that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
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Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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