Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
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