Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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