butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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