Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
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My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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