adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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