walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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