I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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