I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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