I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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