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hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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