i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Be still, my beating vagina.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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