I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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