I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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