I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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