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super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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