Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
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